Write a scene of dialogue in which two speakers rub up against each other. There be some aggression or erotic excitement or both.
Agent: Hi, Nate speaking. Can I help you?
Caller: Hi, I’m calling because I got your bill in the mail, uh, there’s a line that doesn’t look right.
Nate: Okay, what’s your claim number?
Caller: Wait, one sec… let me get the papers out. Where’s the claim number on these bills?
Nate: The upper right corner.
Caller: The one with the dashes.
Nate: That one.
Caller: One-Three-Three-One-Zero-Seven.
Nate: Okay, our records show that you still need to pay us, uh, eleven thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars.
Caller: What?
Nate: Our records show that you still need to pay us one one two five zero dollars, um, for medical expenses from August eleventh.
Caller: The bill says only one hundred twelve dollars and fifty cents.
Nate: No, sir, your bill says eleven thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars.
Caller: What does your screen say the bill is charged for?
Nate: Ambulance…
Caller: Ride. Do you think there’s any way an ambulance ride can cost eleven thousand dollars?
Nate: I’m sorry, sir, your account says you owe one one
Caller: two point five zero dollars. The ambulance isn’t plated in gold.
Nate: Sir, if you want the bill corrected, you’ll have to
Caller: Can I speak with your manager?
Nate: Sir?
Caller: Your manager. I’ll have to speak with your manager. Sir.
Nate: Sir, I am the manager.
Caller: Then get your manager on the line.
Nate: Sir, I can’t
Caller: Fix the bill.
Nate: Sir, you’ll have to get the hospital to
Caller: Fix the bill.
Nate: Sir… sir… hello?
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